Popps A 420 Panthers B 375

Our top doubles partnership, Terry Allington and John did not get off to their usual good start, only managing 15-42 in the first game. We feared the worst against the First Division team who had Robert Wood, James Foster and Matthew Stevens playing for them.

With Peter Mc suffering from tennis elbow (bad !), John with gastro enteritus (really spelt “the sh—s)and lack of sleep (volunteers wanted to do the washing) Terry had to be in top form to carry the others. He did not relish the task (particularly with his fine sense of smell) but nevertheless he took up the challenge inspiring both Peter and John to greater heights.

We actually won 3 games and had the match tied up before the last sets, winning by an impressive 45 points.

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In our last encounter, up in the wilds of Old Town, we scored an easy victory with only 2 players, but would it be the same team? Could they have improved? We were about to find out.

Match 1 saw Robin defeated by Jo Sweeny, whom he had previously defeated. But this time she was a different player, with the benefits of coaching and additional league experience. She has developed a very useful forehand which was fed to on many occasions. She won G1 11-7, but Robin fought back to win the 2nd 12-10. Things went haywire in the remaining games, which she won 11-1 & 11-8, thus setting a pattern for your team sec’s indolence for the remainder of the match.

John Mitchell then took on Phil Dean, moving swiftly to 11-4 in G1. Phil’s smash started to work in G2 and they stayed level for most of the time. John told himself to: “Get over it, you bugger!” which seemed to help as he moved ahead to win 11-8. Phil had a good start in G3, leading 6-2 at one point. John had to struggle to get level and eventually won 12-10, to take the set 3-0.

Derek then played Colin Anker, probably the oldest player there, but deceptively resilient. Derek took time to settle as Colin moved to 7-3, but as he established his length, Derek’s smash started to work and he fought back to win 11-9. Derek removed his track suit bottoms in G2 to show he meant business and the room gasped at this vast expanse of white flesh. He won this game 11-5. A fluke serve helped ‘Legs’ Degs in G3, plus his well-aimed forehand serves going beyond Colin’s reach and Derek comfortably won 11-5 to take the set 3-0.

John Mitchell then had to concentrate on playing Jo, a vision in a designer monochromic blouse, and her improved forehand bamboozled John to win G1 12-10. Your correspondent then had a chance to closely observe Jo’s serve and I think there are grounds for taking this serve to the World TT Court in The Hague, as it appears from a closed hand somewhere below the level of the table. John then told himself to: “Hit it, John”, which is always a good idea in this game. John has a pleasing habit of saying: “ Were you ready?” when he executes a failed serve. However, his game and consistent returns took him to 11-5. Jo seemed to lose concentration in G3 and she went down 11-2. Jo executed some of her trademark forehand smashes in G3, but John was playing with steely concentration and won 11-6, taking the set at 3-2.

Robin managed to win one game against Colin, and placed some effective back hand smashes, but Colin’s consistent, safe play was too strong and he won the set 3-1. Derek started well against Phil, but Phil caught up in the middle, only for Derek to steam ahead to 11-5. I noticed that Derek’s T shirt was dated 1994. However, he assures me that it has been washed since then. Phil smashed well to compete strongly in G2 to win 11-9. In G3, Phil consistently smashed the ball out of Derek’s reach which seemed to dent his concentration. Phil won this game 12-10. Was Derek out of it? We found out quickly as he regained his composure to smash his way to 11-4. This left G5 as the decider. It was level pegging for most of the way, but Phil missed a crucial smash as Derek forged ahead to win 11-7 and the set 3-2.

Before the next match against Colin, John disappeared for a while and we wondered whether he had gone to shot a line of Methedrone. However, he had gone over to talk to an old friend and soon returned to win G1 .Colin demonstrated a safe defensive game, but was not able to defend John’s frequent attacks. Colin defended hard in G2, but John prevailed at 12-10. But Colin was not going to roll over and in G3, produced some good smashes. John appeared to be running out of steam and Colin won 11-5. He won the next game 11-9 to set up an exciting climax. (We all need those from time to time). John told himself:

“Oh, come on, hit the ball”, again sensible advice and the match remained close up to 7-7. Then John put together a useful attack to win the game 11-7 and the set 3-2.

Derek then took on Jo, hoping that his muscular, thrusting thighs would faze her. He produced some good smashes, but so did Jo. He suffered minor loss of concentration, but regained it to win 12-10. Derek pulled himself together in G2 with a useful final smash to take him to 11-4. Both executed a throw away serve in G3, but Derek’s experience and greater consistency, plus a useful final smash, took him to 11-6,to win the set 3-0.

The final set, between Robin and Phil did not last long and if you had blinked you could have missed it as Robin gradually lost the will to compete. With a weak defence he had to use his weak attack and hit many balls into the ceiling, the crowd, the café, any where but on the table as Phil cruised to 11-3, 11-3 and 11-5.

Overall, Popps won the match 6-3 and as usual it was played with good humour and sportsmanship. Old Town Robins had improved on their previous performance and would feel satisfied as they motored back to the purple moors and winding country roads of Old Town, the peace of the night only being broken by the distant cries of a newly born lamb and the sound of swarthy drunken Yorkshiremen being thrown out of the Hare & Hounds, whilst singing a song about Ilkley Moor.

Lions 5 Popps A 4

Terry Allington continued with his amazing form winning all 3 sets in 3.
His defensive strategy and cunning block shots were unbeatable. It was as if he had got the rabbit hypnotized in his headlights !
On the other side of the spectrum Peter Mc was lack-lustre and turned victory into defeat several times loosing all 3.
Meanwhile John Taylor did his best and won 1 of his in 3 straight .
Credit to Lions who are a great set of youngsters who do great credit to themselves with their responses as well as their games. (Nash, nash !!)

Popps A 9 Northowram MPM 0

Faint hopes of promotion maintained with another good 9-0 win.

Terry Allington, Derek Greenwood and Peter McMullen all played their part in this match which keeps our chances still alive (Till next week when we grapple with the hungry Tigers once again !! )

Popps A 9 O.T.Hounds 0

Popps A kept their faint hopes of promotion alive with this result, not dropping a game in the whole match.

This was a creditable performance and shows the continuing improvement of Popps; we just managed a 5-4 victory in the prevous encounter.

John Taylor, Terry Allington and Peter McMullen all scored a max. 3 wins.
Our opponents, Derek Williamson, John Coneron and Rose Tipton were all gracious in defeat but would all do much better if they had our coaching and practise. Also if they did not have to rush their games to get home to feed the dog/cat/goldfish etc. !!!

Lions are one of the contenders for winning the division this year so POPPs B expected a tough night and so it turned out to be. Terry W, John M and Alan W of POPPs took on Ben Speak, John Tallis and Hannah Kendal and generally gave a good account of themselves with 4 sets going to 5 games. The match took rather longer than usual partly because of the flip chart scoring system (it is rumoured Alan hid the electronic scoring consuls because of a children’s event earlier in the day) and partly because Lions team members kept disappearing to other tables to play in between their games.

Terry and John got us off to a speedy and efficient start (in terms of time keeping that is) by losing the first two sets 0 – 3. Terry made too many mistakes against Ben due to having difficulty returning serve safely and resorting in the end to aggressive returns and hoping for the best. This kept him in touch but never close enough to fluke a game. John suffered a similar fate against John Tallis although there was some evidence that he was warming to the task toward the end.

Then, as is now customary, Alan produced the set of the night against Hannah. As is usual in Alan’s 5 game sets, he lost the first one – always behind by a couple of points and never catching up. He won the second 11 – 8 after being behind but this time steadying his returns and raising his concentration and consistency. Backing a bit further away from the table he gave himself more room for his heavily chopped returns forcing Hannah to hit a bit harder and make a few more errors. The 3rd game went to Hannah fairly easily 7 – 11, a little surprising as this was mainly due to Alan making more errors than he normally does at this stage of the game. However, he refocused for the 4th game from 8 – 10 down to win 12 – 10. This was aided by an outrageous net shot that teetered on the net cord holding the outcome of the match in the balance. It trickled down on Hannah’s side of the net and kept Alan in the game to go on and win. If it had fallen Alan’s side the set would have gone to Hannah by 3 games to 1.  The final game went to Alan fairly comfortably in the end 11 – 9, always in front and never caught. Hannah hit quite a few returns long in this game probably because Alan was varying his chopped returns with an occasional floated return. These looked pretty much the same as his chopped returns but with almost no backspin.

In his second set against Ben John played some of his best table tennis so far this season, taking him to 5 games. His block returns of Ben’s top spin drives were fast and accurate, and his selection of back and forehand attacking shots was spot on.  After losing the first game 8 – 11, John won the next two long hard games 12 – 10 and 13 – 11. The intensity and duration of the games were beginning to take their toll however. Before the 4th game, to every one’s horror, John appeared to be taking his top off. In the event he was just mopping his forehead with it but the Lions were very near to conceding the match and beating a hasty retreat. Once order had been restored John lost the 4th game 9 – 11 and, pretty well knackered, lost the 5th game quite quickly 5 – 11.

We will pass quickly over Terry’s speedy defeat by Hannah 0 – 3. It was only when he was 2 games down he realised he had been playing with someone elses bat. Sadly, reverting to his own bat made not a jot of difference.

The next two sets went to 5 games before POPPs lost them both. Alan came up against John Tallis for another hard fought set. After (as usual) losing the first game 11 – 13, he settled down to minimising John’s attacking opportunities. This led to some rather over ambitious and frustrated big hits from John with sufficient of them missing to give Alan the next 2 games 12- 10 and 11 – 7.  John settled in the 4th game to take it 11- 9 so all was on the last. Alan was 5 – 3 up at the change round but then seemed to change his game. Errors crept into the solid defensive shots leading him to go for rather more winners than usual and the game drifted away from him losing 8 – 11 and the set 2 games to 3.

John then took on Hannah and won the first game 11 – 3. No doubt feeling guilty about so heartlessly abusing a young woman, he promptly lost the next game 3 – 11 to even things up. Honour satisfied, he soon got back into the groove and won the 3rd game 11 – 9. By now John was leaning on the table between points. Due no doubt in part to John’s tiredness Hannah went on to win the next 2 games 5 – 11, 3 – 11 and the set 3 – 2.

All that remaind was for Alan to play Ben and Terry to play John Tallis. Ben played his best table tennis of the evening and beat Alan 8 – 11, 8 – 11, 9 – 11. As Alan said, Ben was just too good on the day. Terry lost to John 8 – 11, 3 – 11 and 7 – 11 having particular difficulty in returning heavy side spin serves.

It was a long hard night played in good spirit. POPPs came away feeling they had acquitted themselves well, givne our psoition near to the bottom of the division, and made the Lions team work to win some of the games and sets at least.

March 10, 2010

From past experience, we knew this would be a difficult fixture, but we could only do our best. Like John Terry, we would be playing away, although the pleasures would only involve ball and bat. Our opponents would have the advantage of knowing the table well and would know their way to the venue, always a tricky assignment for city dwellers. Most of the snow had gone as we approached this attractive village, fighting our way through unruly herds of cows, sheep all over the place and crowds of drunken locals outside the pub munching Yorkshire pudding.

John Mitchell commenced against Derek Williamson, who briefly revealed a tanned, honed torso as he removed his track suit top. He started well as Derek adjusted to his serve, but Derek recovered well to take G1 11-9. John started talking to himself, always a sign of frustration, as more of Derek’s back hand smashes worked, taking him to 11- 4. John pulled himself together in G3, with some effective fore hand smashes, to win 11-5. At various amusing moments, Sue’s deep, slightly croaky laugh rang out, like a solitary crow on a hillside. G4 started evenly, but Derek played with care, and with the help of one fluke, won 11-5, to take the set.

Robin couldn’t cope with Don Cameron’s tricky spin serve and returned a large number into the net. He achieved some good back hand returns, but lost G1 11-6. G2 was a little closer, but Don edged to 11- 8. G3 had some exciting rallies, but the result was around the same at 11-6.

By this time, Terry had arrived after another Magical Mystery Tour of the Pennines. He needed to get warmed up quickly, so a massage was arranged with a local 25 stone milk maid, Hortense. In the warm up, a stray shot from Terry nearly turned your correspondent into the Lord Nelson of TT writers. After a tentative start, Sue Allen surged to an 11-5 win. Wearing what looked like cheap moccasins from Asda, she used her spin serve to cause Terry some problems and executed a high proportion of successful smashes to win G2 11-5. In what turned out to be the final game, things were much closer, Terry kept in touch with his usual mixture of breathtaking winners and gut-wrenching failed smashes. Sue performed a spectacularly bad serve and let out a huge roar of disapproval. It reached 11-11, but Sue produced a couple of good shots to win 13-11.

Exhorting himself to wake up, John started with more confidence against Don, using Billy Cotton’s old catch phrase, ‘Wakey, Wakey’, and moved to win G1 11-9, after Don missed the table with a crucial serve. John was now dealing with Don’s serve, and although he missed a couple of smashes, John won G2 11-7. Don fought back well in G3, steadying his game down and executing some effective forehand smashes. John started talking to himself as Don won 11-4. It seemed to work, as did more shouting as John tied up the set 11-6.

Robin then took on Sue who won G1 11-8 with some accurate returns. Robin replied to win 11-9 after some great shots, but in the remaining games could not keep the ball away from Sue’s effective forehand and she won them 11-8 & 11-7. There were some fast encounters, but Sue was too accurate overall.

I couldn’t help but notice that John seemed to be using a grotty old towel he could have stolen from a rabid tramp, but I digress. By this time, Terry and Derek were squaring up for what turned out to be a well fought encounter. Terry’s back hand flick was starting to work, but not all the time and Derek won G1 11-5. Terry smashed well in G2 and Derek was on the wrong end of a couple of flukes which dented his concentration. Terry was having regular drinks of what could have been holy water and won G2 11-6. By this time, your TT correspondent had noticed that Derek played mainly back hand with a strange oriental grip. It worked quite well, but not quite well enough and in G3, Terry edged to 12-10. Derek’s BH deteriorated in G4, while Terry stared to improve the success of his attacks. Derek told himself to wake up, but to no avail and Terry won 11-9, to take the set 3-1.

Sue started well against John, but he fought back to level at 5-5. At this stage John described his game as ‘Tripe’. Sue squealed, John howled and the game eventually went to Sue at 16-14. The match confirmed how effective TT would be on Digital Radio. John surged to 11-6 in G2 helped by some good returns (his) and some bad serves (hers). G3 started with a powerful shriek from John as he continued to play to her strong forehand and she prevailed at 11-6. In G4, we heard Sue crying out ‘Aah!’, while John admonished himself with ‘Nasty!’ It was like hearing two demented hyenas. Though winning 11-9, John denounced his performance with ‘John, you stood there like a prune!’ Sue started well in the decider, but again John fought back to get level. At 8-8, John was beginning to breathe heavily like a veteran film actor in a dimly lit love scene and ran out of steam for Sue to win 11-8 and the set.

The match had been lost by the time Terry met Don, but both continued to play competitive TT. Terry’s smashes started to work as he won G1 11-9. He further went for his shots in G2, but Don also won some good forehand smashes. However, Terry moved to 11-6. By this time, Terry was glugging water every couple of shots, like a marathon runner and Don was able to get back a game, 11-9. In G4, Don missed some smashes while Terry’s percentage improved and he won 11-7. Don had the consolation of winning the best dressed player award, with his expensive trainers, neat blue track suit, matching blue tank top, the outfit completed with an attractive blue and red bat. They are all using them these days.

Finally, Derek beat Robin 11-6, 11-4 and 11-4 using his trademark back hand and a very strange looking serve as he crouched almost below the table to impart some fiendish spin which bamboozled your Team Sec.

As usual, the match was played with good humour and sportsmanship as successful shots were applauded. The team then sped back to civilisation, having lost 3-6.

8th March 2010. Popps A Pipped by Artful Hares

Having been told their “No.1″ , Neil Coneron had to go home early to feed the cat (or was it the wife?) we agreed to let him play his sets early.

With PeterMc beating Neil, Alan Wood doing extremely well in beating No 2 Phil Ward in a hard fought 5 setter, and Terry Allington beating both of them, Popps raced into a 4-2 lead. However we then found that we had been lulled into a false sense of security.

They brought on their resident professional, Clive Edens, who quickly disposed of Peter and Alan. Even then he nearly stumbled against our resident brick wall, Terry, who returned smash after smash from Clive, just loosing out in the 4th after some brilliant rallies.
With their Nos 1 & 2 each winning a set this gave them their 5-4 victory.

Still, this was more improvement from the Popps, having lost the first half fixture at home 7-2.

Oakland Raiders 348 v. Popps A 258

We expected Oakland Raiders, being favorites for promotion to the 1st Division, would hammer us.

So Peter started the proceedings and gave a creditable performance (he said) narrowly loosing the 2nd game (2 games to 21), total score 31-42.
The irrepressible Terry A then played Dave Whiteley and won the 2nd and total score 40-33. A great performance.

Derek G then lost against Robert Wright 16-42.

Peter’s turn again, against DW but could not cope with Dave’s spin service and was well beaten 19-42.

Derek, not on top form, then lost to SH 16-42. But Terry again turned the match around by winning his second game against RW 21-12 and achieved set score of 41-33, aother tremendous achievement.

Derek pulled himself together in his 3rd set and scored 20-42 against DW.
Peter also rallied himself against RW winning the 2nd game and achieving a 35-40 score.

Leaving the best to last Terry then had a wonderful 2 game win against Steve Horrocks, total score a magnificent 42-32 victory.

Result: Popps A 258 Oakland Raiders 348 but with our Handicap allowance of 171, this meant we won by 81 points and now go into the Quarter Finals. (Or should we quit whilst ahead ?)

PM PS Maybe in future we could save on expenses by sending Terry in on his own !